OBAMA ASSASSINATION PLOT FOILED, LITTLE LEAGUE PLAYER FIGHTS BAN BECAUSE HE IS TOO GOOD!, THE DEXTER MINI- COW, STRAIGHT GIRLS KISSING FAD SWEEPS SCHOOLS: LESBIANS CONFUSED!
U.S police are investigating a possible plot to assassinate Barack Obama at democratic convention in Denver.
Parents are angry. There are lawyers involved. Conflicting and wild accusations are flying. The adults are fighting over the kids.Sounds like a nasty divorce, but it’s actually a fight between a youth baseball league, one of its coaches and some parents.
THE BRIDES OF GHOST HUNTER RICHARD CROWE is a unique take on the supernatural side of Chicago. Told from the point of view of the ghosts, the play covers the Eastland disaster, Anna Sage and John Dillinger, H.H. Holmes; America's first serial killer, the night the devil danced at Kaiser Hall in Bridgeport, the psychic who punished Al Capone for murder, the haunted Hooters and its ties to the prohibition era and many other tales of Chicago neighborhoods. And a surprise national ghost story.
The Dexter Cow is a mini cow as you can see:
It's the little cow with a big future. Rising supermarket prices are persuading hundreds of families to turn their back gardens into mini-ranches stocked with miniature cattle.
Registrations of the most popular breed, the Dexter, have doubled since the millennium and websites are sprouting up offering “the world’s most efficient, cutest and tastiest cows”.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article4547604.ece
DJ Tiesto has conquered Ibiza- ALL SUMMER!
The girls of Ibiza 2008

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Let's see, Burning Man or Ibiza? I'll take Ibiza!
"Girls making out with each other to turn on guys is the latest craze at high school and college parties," according to the online magazine Salon.com.
BEST SITE OF THE DAY:
The Village Voice has run an article speculating on Obama's first term in office as President.
President Obama is forced to hit the ground running after it is announced that multinational forces have invaded Iran from Iraq to take out suspected "nuclear facilities," an attack secretly ordered by President Bush before his successor took the oath of office. John Woo, Douglas Feith, and other former government officials appear on television to explain the constitutionality of this action. General Petraeus is fired when he refuses Obama's countermand and is replaced by a recommissioned Wesley Clark. Obama labors around the clock to minimize the damage and to replace other officers who have resigned in protest, including all of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "TREASON!" headlines run in several U.S. papers. Obama is lynched in effigy. He sets up a meeting with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad within the month. Senator Tom Coburn announces that he will introduce a bill of impeachment
http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-08-19/news/the-harrowing-adventures-of-president-obama/